Am I funny yet.

omako:

do he got a booty?

he dooooooon’t

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

0hmycas:

Basically my theory is that people magically turn 50% hotter when they look beaten up and dirty

exhibit A

Exhibit B

we need to have a talk

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

groovymuttations:

you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry

(Source: mako)

tltty:

k1mkardashian:

tltty:

how do penises even fit in pants

you have to tuck it in your butthole 

thank you

(Source: hungarian)